combeferret:

fivetail:

pyreo:

snergelly:

“bollocks” is such a funny word to me like what is a bollock

testicle.

it’s literally a testicle

are you telling me that “bollocks” is literally just the english way of cursing “balls”

are you telling me that people didn’t know that

genies:

my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them 

prolusion:

there are more than 7 billion people on this planet and i have less than 5 friends